Conflicted

This was really an odd experience for me which is why I say I'm conflicted. First off it was $22 cover to get in with unlimited drinks, so steep since the drinks are water or soda. The club itself is fairly large with a lot of chairs arranged around the dance floor, and looks fairly well kept up.

The stage is the first odd thing to me, I'm used to stages being higher than where I'm sitting and there being a tip rail. Here instead the stage is set back from the chairs and slightly tiered but still lower than the chairs. Tipping felt weird to me, do I try and toss the money 3 feet to the stage, do I wait till the dancer comes around after the dance? In the end I never found a definite answer, a couple of dancers came up and wanted me to put it in their g-string which is fine. Others didn't and I threw the bills at the stage with varying degrees of success. One dancer didn't even collect the tip after her set which made me feel bad.

The next awkward thing was that the dancer on stage when I came in was visibly pregnant. I've encountered this before but this time it was not in the least sexy, it was kind of sad. Then when the third dancer came on stage she was pregnant too, she was much sexier but it was just completely odd two in the space of 15 minutes. One of my pet peeves about all clubs is that they have long breaks between dancers, this club did not, once one girl was done another replaced her. All of the dancers I saw (6-7) had quite a few tattoos sometimes I'm fine with that but not every dancer. Also another odd thing was this is a nude club, 2 of the dancers didn't even go topless and one left her bottoms on. I've of course had that happen but not at such a high ratio.