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Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Massive Changes, Lost the Vibe

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

So quick review. I used to be a long-term customer about a year ago and would stop by drinks dances and wings to actually got to know a few of the dancers really well.…

RellyRell· 1 day ago

Penthouse Club Baltimore

Baltimore, MD

I Really Don't Get It

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Visited Baltimore maybe a year or 2 ago and had a good time at the Penthouse for what it was. There was good stage shows, plenty of girls, even good food. Only complaint I could…

fcaleb· 2 days ago 3

Norma Jeans

Baltimore, MD

Tuesday tryouts

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I found myself in Baltimore on a Tuesday night. After scanning the TUSCL strip clubs in Bmore, Norma Jeans seemed to have 1 of the better reputations. While driving to NJs, I noticed the club…

packin· 5 days ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Showcase will always be a fave

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I used to frequent this spot alllll the time up until Covid and then I moved. I saw some rough reviews over the last few years but I still had to go check it out…

Yaphy· 5 days ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

Too Expensive

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

I'd heard that CCR had changed hands, so I decided to give it a try. It's the same basic setup with the glass box for the smoking area and an open area out front. However,…