Erotica Cabaret
1795 W Okeechobee Rd Hialeah, FL 33010

The club was popping - but that's not really a good thing

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May 30, 2017, 4:14 PM
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Visited: Saturday Evening

The club was poppin - filled with old guys trying to get away from their wives and young "off the boat" Cubans thinking that it's a nice place to party. Keep in mind - I'm not criticizing, I'm just painting a picture of the ambience. And while we're on the subject,has anyone else seen a trend where there are more people going to strip clubs to party like if they were going to LIV? I don't get it, if I'm going to do that I'll actually just go out. But don't get me wrong props to those guys, since some of them bring their girlfriends too. I know that wouldn't fly with me...

Back to the point... The club was honestly better than I expected, but then again I expected it to be on par with pin ups down south. This place is slightly better - if only because there's actually a decent number of girls there. It's hard to tell since they ALL hang out in the bathroom - But I think there were maybe 12-15 girls that night. A surprising count for that club. The thing is the ratio still sucks since all the guys in Hialeah go there.

The girls are proof busy to talk to you. And they are on the lower side of average looking. The layout is a typical long bar on the side with a stage in the middle of the room. They have "private rooms" along the side of the club that's opposite the bar. Except these rooms are really not that private since all they have is a curtain to separate you from the patrons sitting less than 3 feet from you. It has a dedicate entrance and exit. So that the folks driving along ockeechobee don't see anyone leaving the club - only people going in.

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The club was popping - but that's not really a good thing