Will not be back.

I found myself in the area, so decided to take a quick detour to see what Hak's was all about. I regretted it almost immediately.

Upon entering, the bouncer swiped a metal detector over me and checked my ID. I'm in my 40s and he said I didn't look a day over 21. Whatever. It was so bright outside, and so dark inside, I could barely see anything at first. I hit the rest room first, and it looked like the inside of someone's shed in terms of decor. Not top-flight stuff. One of the hand dryers didn't work.

I sat at the bar and noticed several chubby dancers around. One of them was on the pole, and I barely looked at her. The bartender girl was cute, but also on the chubby side. I ordered a Coke and she returned with it and my change, and flashed her boobs for her $1 tip (funny, I would have actually left more than $1, but she walked away after just one).