Dive Bar, Hot Girls

Imagine stumbling into a hole-in-the-wall 80s dive bar, straight out of Roadhouse. Then add three topless girls who are way too hot for how far north Midwest you are and an old school burlesque vibe. That is the Saratoga.

I went in, sidled up to the bar and grabbed a reasonably priced drink ($6). The floor show at the time was kind of lame, but damn if the girl wasn't a dime. She went on and off stage for a bit until my attention was diverted to the dancer chatting me up at the bar. She's cute enough (Midwest 7-8, great ass), so fuck it, private dance. Song and a half for $25.

Come out, the 10 from the floor set is at the bar. "Could I interest you in a private dance?" Three songs ($60) of the best lap dance I've ever had later, needed to make an ATM run while the third girl (Midwest 7- cute face, a bit much too her) was on stage. I mean damn, topless only, one way contact, but easily the best dance I've had without being inside the girl. Her perfect ass ground against me with just the right amount of pressure and her fake tits felt great against my face. When she made eye contact... Just wow. To top it off, she knows a suspicious amount about my line of work and made great jokes.