That Was Different...

Got to the door and was told the cover was $40 Euros with a free drink. As you enter, the washrooms are immediately on the left before you head up some stairs. At the top of the stairs, you enter the SC and it's TINY and configured awkwardly. The stage is right in front of you with an L-shaped couch around it only to one side. A long L-shaped bar to the right and seating for 40 to 50 people in a theater setup to the left facing the profile of the stage. As I said. Weird. Anyways, was not able to find a seat since it was packed and so just asked for a Heineken with my free drink chip. On stage was the a couple (man and woman in their late 30s to early 40s) banging in all positions to Industrial Metal Music. Not pretty. Not pretty at all. As such, a bunch of sober people leave and a few seats become available. Only half done my beer, I'm reluctant to stay and finish it, but the next show comes on so I decide to wait for the end of it. The next show is a MILF Latina (who's a 5) who picked 3 guys out of the crowd to make the show a bit more interactive by getting each guy to dance with her to Reggaeton music, to each take a piece of bikini off and then to take a bite from a banana she was holding over her vag while lying down missionary. It was amusingly bad and definitely not worth 40 Euros entrance fee and definitely a NO REPEATER!