Wasted Trip

In Mobile for 3 nights and needed something to do besides sit in hotel room, so off I go to the highest rated club in town by this site. I won't give details on physical club layout, as it has been done and serves no worthwhile purpose for this visit. First off, you are not topless if you are still wearing pasties!!!! Arrived at 9 pm to find 2 other customers and 8 to 10 dancers. Got my $5 club soda from an older waitress who was kind enough to explain the process. $40 "topless" dance in dance area. $400 to $800 for private VIP. She would be happy to recommend someone that would fill my needs, just let her know what I wanted. Well by now I just wanted to leave, but my little head was thinking at least see all the talent because there may be a gem here. After a little over an hour, no gem was to be found. Girls were 4 to 6 at best and as each one came off stage they would visit with the hard sell but the product worth the menu price. Finally, the older waitress came over and offered to set me up with a brunette that was a 5 at best for $400 in the VIP stating the girl was open to anything. I declined but she continued to negotiate for the girl until I finally told her that even at $100 it wasn't going to happen. Left after 2 hours total with no dances and headed to other clubs in town. No review for it coming as it was worse than here. Sorry for all of you in Mobile because you are in strip club hell.