Gold Room Chicago
3815 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165

Way too expensive, way too much upsell, very little in terms of delivery

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chiefwiggum
Mar 2, 2017, 4:57 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I went here twice now and both times I have walked away disappointed with a ton of cash left in my pockets. I only went here twice because we had free admission both times. On Wednesday nights lately, I have been hitting the casinos and both nights me and my buddy (who is a huge strip club monger) won big at the poker room (though I gave half of mine away at the craps table waiting for him to color up) and upon his suggestion, we decided to give this place a try. I wanted to go to the Industrial Strip, but talent was lacking when we last went that I didn't even feel a need to write a review.

Anyway, we get there and it's sort of forced valet, there just is no where to drive up. I would park in the neighborhoods, but i didn't drive either time so valet it was. Neither time were these guys nice (at least compared to the guys at Scores) and both times we had to wait a while for our car. Next we are somewhat rudely told that its mandatory coat check, no exceptions. Both the girl at the coat rack and the two girls at the register (all hot btw) asked for tips. The first time was weird, the second time was annoying.

The layout of the club is very modern. It sort of reminds me a much smaller Treasures (in Vegas, iirc). Yes, EDM music until your ears bleed, but at least the DJ isn't as annoying (well, annoying isn't the right word) as the guy at Polekatz. The light show is annoying, there isn't a seat in the place I think, where there isn't a bright light in your face for at least 3 secs. Drinks are unapologetically expensive.

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Way too expensive, way too much upsell, very little in terms of delivery