Birthday bust

After an unsuccessful stay at another club in the area, I made the trip to Jill's. After all it was my birthday and I wasn't ready for it to end. I had had another previous visit that, while not amazing, was enjoyable. Upon entering the club, I knew I should have waited till the weekend for the fun. The dancer onstage was average at best and the one sitting at a nearby table wasn't any better. I thought it rude to leave immediately so decided to at least stay and have a few drinks and catch end of the game. A few sips into my second beer, a blonde sat down next to me. By the time I finished my beer we were heading upstairs. Was hoping to salvage my night, but ended up playing the "upsell" game for our whole time together. Don't get me wrong, she was nice to look at, especially nude. But the club's in West Virginia and I could have seen that from the stage much cheaper.