PaperMoon Springfield
6315 Amherst Ave Springfield, VA 22150

Poor Experience for Money

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andyjam
Jan 25, 2017, 7:32 PM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Overall, I was extremely disappointed. No clear signals were given on what is allowed and too many bouncers overlooking. Don't waste your money! Every Stripper was wearing pastys and g-string covered. Also they seemed to be a bit racist. This really turned me off. Always trying to exploit ways to spend more and more money. That drove me nuts! Anyway, I would never go again! Here are more details.

Regarding the most important: dances, there are good/attractive ones, I'd say the breakdown is about 1/1 odds ratio. Still, this is better than some clubs I've been to, and no one's forcing you to stare and use or watch all of them. Their post-dance policy of coming around to tables and pleasantly saying hi and hope you enjoyed the show is a no-pressure way for them to get the tips they deserve, which is not a bad approach. The private dance area is insanely busy most of the time (at least I have heard), and there isn't much in the way of divisions between you, other guests also receiving dances, and the club at large, so hope you don't mind being watched. The music here is from an internet jukebox, and it is way too loud. This actually made things interesting when my friends started picking songs from their phones. The strippers weren't big fans of heavy rock music though it was fascinating watching them gyrate to it. They did rather well. Not a fan of pasties, though, takes most of the fun out of it for me and my friends (but this is a statewide rule!)

Drinks are pretty watered down in both the beer and wine department (didn't try liquor -- didn't see any vodka!). Service on the bar side was decent if unexciting. This isn't unusual for a place like this, though it's still unfortunate. Clientele was a bit on the eccentric/laborer side, though who comes to these places for scintillating conversation with bourgeois epicures?

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