Great looking club, great looking girls, why didn't I have a great time?

This is a really nice looking club. They're going for a high-end look, and they get there with the high ceiling, two stages, really tall poll, etc. I was there on a Sunday night, right during the change over from the day shift to the night shift. The day shift had mediocre talent. I think there were three girls - one was fit, but a little older (and clearly a mom), one was younger, but not fit, and the last one was pretty average. I talked to the first two quite a bit, and both were friendly and good to talk to. The older one gave off a little bit of a vibe that she was trying to scam me in some way, but what can you really expect. I ended up having a dance with the younger one at some point (more on that later), mostly because the club was dead, she talked to me for a long time, so I felt almost like I owed her.

Once the night shift came on, things picked up. In the beginning there were only two customers, but by about midnight there were probably 20. The vibe was really like a strip club from a movie, or from a rap video, which isn't really what I'm used to. There was a lot of focus on the stage shows, with guys pulling out big stacks of bills and making it rain here and there. The stage shows were pretty good, and the girls mostly got nude. The only one who didn't was (of course) the hottest one there - an eastern european blonde with incredible natural tits. Interestingly, one dancer told me that they're not allowed to talk to customers seated around the stage, because the owners think it's a distraction from the show. So if you want the girls to come up to you, you have to sit back away from the stage.

After watching the stage show for a while, I decided to go for a dance with the girl from the day shift who was still there (and had talked to me for a long time earlier in the night). It was pretty boring. No nudity, barely any touching. Definitely the most boring dance I've ever had. It was $30.