Better than anticipated

So I've been to my fair share of strip clubs worldwide, and I'm familiar with the Mississippi Gulf Coast. So on the evening in question I went to this club to prove or disprove this hypothesis: This is the world's crappiest strip club. Turns out I was wrong and it's not. I'd even go so far as to say it's not horrible.

So the particulars: $10 cover plus a minimum of one drink. The only drink available is beer and they're all $5. Buy they do have a decent variety of beers. A bad note: prices for dances. There's no private room so all lap dances are on open air couches for $40-60. The dances are about 10 minutes, but still, nothing private. Biggestproblem is that they need an ATM. This place is cash only and that's great if you're trying to live on a budget but terrible for business.

Physical layout: crappy. The place needs some work on the stage, the seating, the restrooms, needs a private room, DESPERATELY needs an ATM.