Yuck

Hit Cedar Rapids for the first time ever, and based on reviews, decided to check out Woody's. I don't know what you guys are smoking, this place sucks. I got there around 10 pm and there were 5 dancers total and 4 customers. None of the girls ranked above 4-5, and all but one were over a buck seventy-five. But I wanted to give those bed dances a try, so I had the cutest of the 5 (on a really low scale) take me back and give me a dance.

The girl had so many "rules" she was still telling them to me 1/2 way through the damn dance! And she kept trying to up-sell me to staying for 15 or 30 minutes. Jeesus, lady, give me a second to reflect before pushing for more money. After the shitty bed dance (which was advertised as nude, but she did not get nude), I left.

I won't ever be coming back. This place sucked,