Dive Bar Really

This is really just a dive bar. It's a great place to stop in for cheap drink and cheap food, casually glance at a dancer, and not be worried about them approaching you for anything. The women are physically underwhelming and some of the clientele looked young. There is no reason to come here if your intent is to see physically beautiful women. Both dancers spent the majority of their time around what were probably a couple regulars and nobody, myself included, seemed to take issue with that. Again, nice dive bar, but to be clear, as far as dive bars go, there are better ones in Portland for sure, with actual hot women who will be friendly. But hey, sometimes, you just wanna drink in a skeevy place and be left alone, and Nicolai St Clubhouse is just fine for that.