What the What?

Ok so first off this review is a few weeks old and I'm already bad with names so its a wrap trying to provide them here. I will however provide as best of a description as I can to help you all in the future.

Arrive at the club around 2-2:30 and there's quite a few patrons and dancers. I've visited this spot quite a few times and this is the first occasion where dancer variety was low. As in none. As in all white girls with hair color between blonde, brunette, and one red head was the variety. Disappointing, sure, but no biggie as my tastes are wide and I don't usually come in with one particular look in mind. Just seemed a little odd and this should've been my clue to exit n hit Boogies or try Pantheon for the first time. But alas I stayed. Grabbed typical seat at the bar, ordered a bud light and took inventory. Nothing exciting not even the fun having Pixie was there (clue number 2) but nothing bad either. There is this one small but stacked auburn haired dancer that wears glasses. Didn't get a chance to tip on stage but she seemed to gravitate to certain customers and the dj booth only so whatever. Got approached by a long in the tooth blonde and shooed her away gently of course. Eventually get approached by one of the brunettes thats carrying a pretty good size purse. Cute, decent ass, ok I'm thinking bingo since she obviously has the supplies for fs in the vip. We go back n she starts one half-hearted dance then checks phone for rest of song. "Sorry about that...blah blah blah" yea whatever so back to it. Now those of you who frequent Criket know its pretty open with the girls being upfront about menu. Well not this one. Outside of some stick shifting and some light rubbing under her thong that never came off that was it. I had enough n gave her 80, 20 per song right and I even had a stray 10 so eff it I'll tip. Wrong its 25 per song. What chick? No more change on me so I hand her another 20 and the chick had the nerve to ask for a tip. Yea right peace bitch.

If I could remember the name I would tell you. First time I been hit up like that. Pick em right fellas n negotiate before going back so you make sure you are on the same page.