Out of town visitor not impressed

Not sure why I came here knowing the region of the county I was in. Needless to say I pulled the trigger. The most awkward part of the evening were the uber rides to and from. It was priceless when I told them the type of establishment this was.

Once I entered there was the biggest juice bar I have ever seen. Immediately a younger girl sat with me. She explained the lap dance area and the totally private VIP area. Decided to get a dance. After some convincing I went to the VIP. She said I could touch anywhere above the waist.

Once in the room I kept thinking this has so much potential. Then I woke up and remembered I was in Salt Lake. Dance was kinda rough and the bra stayed on the whole time.