V Live has the greatest show on earth

Saturday night, its 1:30 and they're calling last call. Then a friend mentions an after hours strip club he knows, but "shit's expensive". Figured why not? Show up and its a 40$ cover. Pay it, and once inside realized why it was all worth it. Beautiful women are putting on the performances of their life up on the center stage. Singles rain down to beat of Houston rap. A dancer not on the stage sees us walks over, drop her top and twerks on the floor at our feet. She didn't need to say a word. We shed some singles off for her. Another light skinned girl comes over and offers dances. Could've been hispanic? Cuban? Columbian? Could've just been a yellow bone with fake hair. No matter the case I agree, and after two dances ask if she plays. She's of course does, and we set up a meet when she's allowed to leave the club. She was good for bbbj, cfs, and coa.

Final tale of the tape:

Admission:40

Singles for dancers: 40