Really wanted this to work out...

Visited the club just after opening on a recent weekday. No cover, but a $5 parking charge. Free alcoholic drinks, but $7 for a plain Coke...weird to charge the DD but not the drinkers! Dancers took about 30-45 min to get going once the club opened. Finally began a rotation of approx 10 girls, they each did 2 songs on the main stage (ending up nude) and also rotated on two aux stages near the bar (usually staying just topless). Crowd started slow but began to build as we left two hours later. None of the dancers caught my attention on this particular afternoon....lots and LOTS of ink, which just isn't my thing. A couple would have been attractive and I would have considered dances were it not for the ghetto tattoos. Club has large comfy chairs but they need a deep clean...most were stained, good thing the club is dark on the inside! As I mentioned before, did not partake of dances this visit but all I heard advertised were $10 tableside dances...there must be other options available?