Scouting Trip

Had to make a trip to south Jersey from NEPA, a good 3 hour trip. I figured since I had the opportunity I would stop at one of the nude clubs on the way down. Set the GPS for Centerfolds in Neptune first, but I just wasn't feeling like hanging out in downtown Neptune, so it was off to DD in Tom's River. The reviews I've checked out are kind of mixed but more toward the 7 out of 10 than 4 out of 10, so I went. Parked walked up to the entrance and the bouncer/doorman was outside for a smoke, asked me to hang outside for a minute so he could finish up. No big deal, was a pretty cool guy. Went in paid my $20 cover and then bought my $5 club soda. So down $25 in the first 5 minutes. Took a seat at the bar to check out the action. There were maybe 6 or 7 patrons, a few college age kids, and some older guys. One frat boy, male model looking kid got all the attention. It must have been blonde night, because all 4 of the dancers were blonds. They ranged from 6 to 7's, but they were just seriously going through the motions. It really sucks when there is a hot nude blonde aiming her pussy at you and the only thing you can pay attention to is the baseball game on the TV. The music was so low key, I though I was in a fucking nursing home or elevator. I hung out for half hour, only one dancer came around for tips, no chance of chatting them up, or getting a close up look. These girls weren't even pushing for private dances. They were swaying to the elevator music and then heading to the dressing room. I waited out the full rotation hoping that someone, hot and edgy would come out and switch up the vibe, but no dice. The girls were on the upper side in looks and ranged from curvy to my favorite, spinners with bubble butts and small pointy tits, but holy fuck, they must have all been on vicodin. I was really pissed I didn't stop in Neptune, I would have rather had a bunch of 5 or 6's that were into it, than these automatons. All I wanted was a decent nude chick grinding on my lap for a Friday afternoon, but I was basically put to sleep. Left without partaking. Next time Centerfold's then maybe I'll give this joint one more try, but it's low on the list.