Jags Clubhouse - Hit or Miss

This place is pretty much a dive bar. It's conveniently near I-5, up in the industrial North Portland wasteland toward the airport, and the aesthetic is a bit more "dusty desert watering hole" than "squalid filth pit"; it's also not quite as dark as a lot of dive bars (or strip clubs, for that matter). It seems less like a strip club than a bar that someone just decided to add a stage and stripper pole to. The clientele seems to be a mix of white redneck dudes of various ages (like you'd expect to find in an industrial area) and middle-aged boozehound regulars. There's an enclosed smoking patio in the back.

They serve food, but it's nothing worth visiting for as far as I can tell.

The bartender was kinda hot, cute older blonde with a nice rack. I wouldn't have hated seeing a bit more of her.