Grind (Oasis)
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15826 SE Division St Portland, OR 97236

Not a single dancer?!?

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dtek
Apr 10, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Stopped in on a Tuesday evening around 8 or 9 because there were no girls I was interested in at the clubs I usually haunt in SE Portland. Well, at least those other clubs had girls. There were half a dozen cars in the parking lot, so I wasn't expecting much. Unfortunately my experience did not even match my low expectations.

When I entered I saw two people: the bartender and another PL sitting at the bar. I guess there might also have been a DJ. Don't remember, but I do remember that there were no dancers in view. I figured that since it was a Tuesday night maybe they were short on the shift and someone would be out to dance soon. Wrong. I ordered a drink (reasonably priced) and waited while I watched the game on the TV behind the bar. By the time I had finished my drink (15-20 minutes) no dancer had appeared. I got up and left.

I assume that to stay in business this club has dancers at least some of the time, but early-mid week is apparently a real crap shoot. I rolled snake eyes.

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