Bad choice of dancer...

I was in town for the weekend and decided I needed to to relax for a few. I started out with one of the other local clubs, and it was about 8 o'clock. The club I went to only had a few girls and they weren't interested in starting work yet it didn't seem. So I headed over to Sammy's. Even though it was still early in the evening, they had plenty of fresh girls that look a lot better than my previous Club. I sat down for a while, tipped the girls on stage and relaxed until I found someone to catch my eye. After a while a girl came over who had my attention. She said her name was Sam. She was a little older than the other girls about 33 but looked really good for her age. I typically prefer a little older girl I think they have more experience and usually know a little bit more about how to work a guy. She said she normally works the day shift but was working that night. I bought her a couple of drinks, and we talked for a while. Unlike most girls she wasn't trying to pressure me for a lap dance. In fact she didn't seem that interested in dancing at all. I mean she went on stage and did her thing and I tipped more than most. But she seemed content after she got off stage just chilling out and talking. A good bit of time went by and I had a rough week so I thought I'd treat myself. I never been to the champagne room and had a few extra dollars. While she was on stage, I asked the waitress how their Champagne Room worked. She said it started off at about $700 it went to $1,000 for all you could drink. I thought that was a little steep personally. When Sam came back over to the table after she finished her stage I figured I'd ask her about the Champagne Room. My hopes were that the waitress was just trying to throw a high number out and I could get a lower number from a dancer. She said she couldn't tell me the prices but called a different waitress over. The waitress said the same thing the previous one said and I mentioned I didn't have that much money. Then the negotiations began. It turned out you can get a champagne room for an hour for $500. I agreed and Sam seemed to be happy that she was going to get away for a little while. I didn't have any expectations on extracurricular activities going on but I figured I should get at least a pretty good lap dance or two out of it. We went upstairs and the waitress gave us a bottle of champagne and said once the other couple left in a few minutes she would move us over to that section at the VIP room which was a little more secluded. Needless to say things went downhill from here. I don't know if Sam thought I was just a cheapskate and said screw it or what. We never moved over to the other corner. Sam threw her legs over mine and started talking. She talked about her kids, she talked about food, travel, whatever. I also started to realize that she was pretty damn drunk. Over half an hour went by and she hadn't moved from where she was laying back. By this time I realized what was going on and I was pretty ticked off. After $500 and an hour with her I didn't even have one lap dance to go back to the hotel and think about. Sam apologized and asked if I was mad. I don't even remember if I gave her an answer. Needless to say I do blame myself for not being more assertive, but I think the fault lies in both parties. What it boils down to, was a good club, some good looking dancers, and my dumb ass picking the worst of the bunch. I can't say Sammy's was a bad Club, but I can definitely tell you to avoid Sam...