VIP rooms tricky but it works

This club is fairly small, but intimate in the afternoons. They have two very small stages, and then one big stage which I assume that they use at night. In the afternoon, there is only one dancer at a time, on one of the small stages. The dancers were mostly white, the music was pretty much 90's rock, the crowd was fairly small, older white businessmen mostly. This club is in a pretty pricey real estate area. I took a liking to one particular dancer who of course, offered to take me to a VIP room, which is upstairs. It was $200 for half an hour to the dancer plus 40 to the club. If you wanted any "extras", that was another hundred dollars plus $20 so that the waitress would leave you alone. In the VIP room, you can do anything you want except take off your clothes. So the only way you're going to get any action it is open your zipper and work through that. It was awkward and hot up there. Total bill was $360. Your money is better spent elsewhere if action is the goal.