Call the cops I've been robbed

I happened to be in town on business on the west side of town an thought I'd try a club other than my usual. I stopped by just after lunch. I was the only one in the club (red flag #1). There was no cover at that time. I got a drink at the bar and found a seat, plenty to be had...I waited, and waited, watched tv, and waited some more (Red flag #2). Finally after about 10-15min the bartender went back to the dressing room to stir up some activity. Still waiting.... Finally two reluctant girls came out and approached me immediately soliciting a private dance. Both were mediocre. One was a slim black girl the other a chunky white girl with small tits. Against my better judgement I agreed to a dance with the white girl. She told me the VIP dance was $30 (red flag #3) reviews indicated they were $25. Not sure why I'm still here. I figured maybe it would get better. Went to the VIP area and she sat on my lap and just sort of wiggled a little. Never took her top off of showed anything worth seeing. I should have cut my visit shirt after (red flag #2) and saved my $30. I'm sure the club must be better other times of the day but certainly don't go during the early afternoon.