Finish your beer and go on home

This was a first for me. There have been plenty of times when I've seen a dancer ignoring customers with cash, but this is the first time I've seen it from the girl on stage. She spent nearly all her time on stage texting. She lazily shook her ass at the crowd while giving the most cursory attempt at cocealing the phone between herself and the wall. Only, the wall was a mirror and she wasn't all that slick. She would forget to shake for a few minutes, catch herself, give a couple shakes, then peter off again. She switched it up to doggy style and pulled the same garbage until the end of her third song when the house mom/bartender noticed and gave a shout. That was enough to sour me on the place for the evening, especially considering the appeal of the other talent that night.