Slim Pickins

Last week I visited the Detroit area and I can never let the opportunity go by to visit the clubs, especially my favorite four. I will review them all, but I will start with Players. I visited twice, on a Tuesday and a Wednesday afternoon. Let's start with Wednesday. This was the day after I flew in. When I walked in, it looked promising. I took a seat at one of the tables in the back and ordered a beer. Happy hour is a good thing here. I was approached by several girls that I had conversations with but that I put off. I'm not going to pop $25 per dance, not to mention extracurriculars, on less than 7.5's or better. I'm not crazy about tats either and several girls looked like performers in old time circuses. There were a few girls that I had my eye on, but could never get their attention, because they were continuously occupied. So I ordered lunch, the best thing in this club on this day by far. I always like the food here. 10 bucks for a steak sandwich and fries, which was outstanding. I could barely finish it all. I finally had a session with a tan young lady who had a gorgeous rack. Unfortunately it was a nothing dance, so I cut my losses at one dance and headed out for Penthouse. The following Tuesday, the day before I left Michigan, I returned. This time I was immediately accosted by a girl that I had no intention of having a dance with. The situation looked more promising this time, but I still could not link up with the two girls that I really liked. I did have one session with a tall, nice-looking girl with AA tits who wore glasses sometime. The best I could do was four dances with hand action. That was it for Players this tour. I concur with those who object to smoking. If girls need to smoke, let them do it in the back room.