Pretty good

I did my research on clubs in the area and this one seemed to be the cream of the crop. Upon entry I was impressed with the decor. It was very clean and I felt very safe. I took a seat next to the bar and a waitress immediately took my order. Drinks were a little pricey, but nothing too high for a club of this type. I was a bit disappointed by the dancer quality. For a club of this type you would expect 8's-10's. What I saw was 6's-8's with a few under 6. After a few beers I tipped a thick light skinned black girl with awesome naturals and asked her to my table. She sat in my lap which was kind of cool but then she started to talk. She was obnoxious and was even telling stories of taking tons of money from her marks. I recognized quickly that she was implying that she wouldn't be any fun without alot of money and saw me as a mark. I finally told her I wanted to have a few more drinks and I would find her later. While sitting alone I had several offers for dances, but none were pushy or rude. I tipped a few more times and a girl who had caught my eye offered to take me upstairs (the couch dance room is the entire upstairs) and I asked what was up there. She said, "me and you will be up there and that's all that matters". I liked that response a lot and went with her. She was thin with a nice face and nice c cups. It was 25 per song, but totally un private. Couches were right out in the open where even people on the ground floor could see us. There was a bouncer who watched everything, but I soon found out that he was only there to keep the guys in line. The girls seemed to be allowed to do what they wanted. I got a good dance with a little fun conversation and a lot of grindage. I always make sure to imply that girls dont have to follow the rules with me. She didnt go too far but I got some hand action over the pants and a little rub under the pants. On the second song she was grinding and I was feeling it so I told her to go harder and I finished. After finishing she eased up on me and even joked that that wasn't supposed to happen until after the third song. I paid 50$ for the dance plus 25$ for a tip. All in all the club was a bit of a disappointment, but as I proved if you find the right girl Uptown can be a lot of fun. If you go just make sure to be selective.