In a word... 'meh'

This club is located in Downtown Seattle on the corner of a little triangle block with not much street parking directly adjacent. So, just getting in the door took a couple of trips around the block for me.

Next, the club is small and crowded. It probably has the worst layout of any club I've ever been to. There is one stage on one end of the club, and 5ish rows of seats facing the stage with 5-6 chairs in each row. I had MULTIPLE dancers trip on me or step on my as they tried to walk past me to get to a patron sitting in the same row as me... mind you, I sat in these chairs for no more than 10 minutes. Think movie theater or sports arena - this is the way the seats are arranged, with similar amounts of space between rows, except there is only one entrance to each row, as the wall blocks what would be the other entrance.... anyway... to the dancers...

I was approached by a handful of dancers shortly after arriving, which I would call a good thing. I inquired about how the dance structure works and what is allowed. I was quoted $20 for bikini air dances and $30 for topless by pretty much everyone. Additionally, two way was usually available for additional fees, one dancer quoted me $50 per dance for topless two-way... No Thank You... They also offer a "VIP" room which is basically the exact same thing as the regular booths, except they close a sheer curtain which provides 5% additional privacy. TBH, the main reason I came to this club is because I had read reviews here that the VIP was the most 'private' area in Seattle -- I was not impressed. The "VIP" treatment is timed instead of by song, $150 for 15 minutes and $280 for 30 minutes. $400 and change for an hour.