In town for a bachelor party,...

In town for a bachelor party, and some of our guys had been here before so we decided to check it out. $20 at the door, but no line, and in quickly. Good atmosphere, with nearly as many women in the crowd as men. My friends assured me that some of them were working girls but I saw no proof of that first hand. While I was told the club had multiple levels, one of which was more of a night club, we never left the strip club level. Two main staging areas separated by a long bar that ran the middle of the club. The clientele was mostly upscale - no t-shirts or ripped jeans that I recall. There were a few guys that were 86ed for being overserved, and one guy obviously on a club drug, dancing more than some of the girls, but he was tolerable for the most part. One of our guys had a weed wax inhaler that he was using pretty flagrantly - it was either tolerated or unnoticed among the cigar and cigarette smoke that was in the air. Drink service was quick and attentive, but as a strip club neophyte, I was a little shocked having to sign authorizations before I started drinking (I guess this is how things are done here). But you didn't come to read about cc authorizations...

The girls were top-shelf and varied. There was literally something for everyone. Predominately latin (a shitty term since I wasn't asking for girls lineages, but many of the ladies had brown hair and fair caramel skin FWIW). But that was not all the girls by any means: black, white, asian, thick, thin, long hair, short, petite, voluptuous, natural or implants - it seemed like there was a girl there for every taste, which was pretty appealing to me because I'm mixed race and it always pains me to see strip clubs as segregated as churches. I ended up getting a private dance with a slender natural bodied blond Lithuanian girl. One dance was $40 in a small booth, 3 for $100 topless in a larger booth, $150 for 3 all nude. I don't know if these were standard rates or you could bargain, but my 3 pack lasted a good while and I didn't feel gypped. Hands on her ass and breasts were tolerated, nipple, not so much. She sure as shit didn't mind the back massage I gave her whilst she grinded (ground?) her ass into my crotch. Again I don't know how standard any of that was, since she was the only one I got a dance with. There was also an upstairs area where you could get *dances* that seemed to last pretty long, but I had neither the bankroll nor the desire to inquire about what went on up there.

All in all we stayed about 4-5 hours and between drinks, tips, and private dances I dropped about 400. There were about ten guys in our crew, many strip club vets, and I know other guys in my party spent more, others less. At no point was anyone hassled to spend more, and from our post-game the next day it sounds like everyone had a pretty awesome time. 10/10 headed back the next time I'm in Miami.