Apparently PH was raided this past...

Apparently PH was raided this past Friday. This review was for the Thursday evening prior. As always, friendly interaction from valet to door girls to bouncers. A good SC goes out of its way to make its patrons feel welcomed from the first moment, and PH definitely does that well. It was a rowdy and crowded evening, with a hefty crowd that had every table occupied, and just a mob of people around the bar and railing upstairs. The crowd pretty much held up all night until close.

This also led to a lot of girls circulating and introducing themselves, which is a nice change of pace from slower nights when the girls you want to talk to get stuck in blackholes of booth conversations. This may also be due to the number of new faces at PH -- probably a quarter of the girls there this night I've never seen on a Thursday nightshift. I got chatted up by several new faces, and ended up getting dances from two. One light skinned AA girl Kim (claims she doesn't use a stage name), 26YO from Houston, long straight black hair, D cups, 7.5/10, kind of have a ditzy suburban vibe going but got a whole lot of booty going on. Took a while for us to find a VIP spot given how busy the VIP area was that night. Once we did, everything was on the menu, $$.5 FS no song count but I passed, as it was still early in the evening.

Next up, M***y. Stage tipped her and she stopped by afterward. 5'6", blonde, C cups, 8/10. Personality wise we didn't hit it off but she was nice enough, w/e. Her moves on stage were crazy athletic and sexy that piqued my curiosity for VIP -- she was going up and down the pole like gravity didn't exist. The hunch turned out true as she gave some of the most intense lap dances I've ever gotten. Where do I begin? It was a blur of crotch in my face one second, her humming against mine next, titties in my face and working me through my pants with her feet while standing over me shaking her ass. At one point I had to ask how many songs it's been (yes, this was a ROB-bait moment), and she said TWO. Two? Only two?? It felt like an hour with all the shit she was doing. I've always heard about the relativity of space-time but this was the first time I understood it. I've heard of French lessons in strip clubs, but this may be a first in physics.