Ok, this is going to be...

Ok, this is going to be a bit of a weak review, but if you read on you will see why.

I was in Portland on business for three days, and had scoped out several clubs I wanted to visit. Exotica came up based on reviews as a place you could have a good time. I dropped in about 9 o'clock on a Monday night. Now I KNOW that Monday's are usually slow at clubs, but when I walked in there was no one on stage, about 5 customers either at the bar or playing video poker, and ONE dancer chatting with another customer.

I sat down at the bar hoping that more dancers were just in the back or something. Cute female bartender got me my drink and told me should would put whatever I wanted on TV. So, I sat with my drink and watched the college world series for a bit. Ok, for about 30 minutes. Still no more dancers and still no action on stage.