First, let me say, I went...

First, let me say, I went on a holiday, thinking it would be a big night for any club. Boy, was I wrong! We were told several of the dancers spent the holiday with their families and decided not to come in. There were only 3 dancers in the club, and one that was acting as one that I'm willing to bet was definitely a waitress covering for the lack of talent. Now, if that sounds like a terrible time, you'd be mistaken! I went with a couple of friends of mine who are married (to each other) and the gal in our bunch ended up onstage with her boobs on full display for everyone to see as a dancer (actually, the bartender, as we later find out, who was covering as well for missing dancers) seductively rubbed her nipples all over our friend's breasts in a simulated 69 onstage. It was actually pretty damn hot and got a round of applause from all the guys who were there in the club. Okay - the dancers - one was very young, and unfortunately was one of those "cute" young girls who hasn't figured out how to slow down and be seductive onstage. Her dances were like a cheerleader's routine! Very jerky (not in the good way) and a bit spastic. Then, the other dancer came through - we were struck with her conversation and I ended up getting very memorable lap dances from her. In Kokomo, the dances are $10 both here and at the Hip Hugger, and they really don't disappoint! She was very good and knew how to shake it to an RnB song very well! This club is VERY friendly towards women, so, if that's an important factor, DO NOT go to the hip hugger, go here! All in all, a fun night that was more fun than we thought it would be given the low turnout and missing dancers.