Magic Lantern
Closed
399 Wilbraham St Palmer, MA 01069

I pass through the Central MA...

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Pacman75261
Jun 7, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

I pass through the Central MA area occasionally, and I've been going to the Magic Lantern sporadically for years. You never know what to expect at the ol' Lantern. It is out in the middle of nowhere, but if you are on the central portion of Rt 90 it isn't too much of a detour to run parallel on Rt 20, and pass by The Lantern. It's not fancy, but its clean enough, there's plenty of parking, and it's a fair value. There is a long stage, only half of which is used on quiet nights, and 2 semi-private lap dance rooms. The service offered in these rooms varies by girl, but fair rule of thumb, proven again on my most recent visit, is that quiet mid week nights can be more fun. You are pretty much guaranteed the lap rooms to yourself as they are sitting empty more often than not (not true on weekends), and the girls seem a little more desperate to make an extra buck or 20.

My last visit was on a quiet Wednesday night just after Memorial Day weekend. It was raining, which probably made it even slower than usual. A lot of the girls left early due to the light crowd, so at about 10pm there were only about 5 dancers. When on stage they were largely ignored, and some didn't even come out when their name was called. Dancer quality was OK, there was a cute chick called "Cherokee", but she left early. Black girl Egypt is a regular, and has a hot body. There was also an Asian girl named "Gina" who apparently was new. She wasn't a knock-out, but has a nice body and was really working it on stage. You knew when she was up, because all eyes turned to the stage where she was showing it all off. She was also getting a fair bit of lap dance activity, which always catches my eye. While most of the other girls looked pretty bored, Gina was having a good time, and it looked like the guys buying lap dances from her were too.

I overheard 2 guys talking, and from what they said she doesn't play mouth organ, but is pretty much OK with condom covered lap protrusions. I just happened to have an emergency Trojan in my wallet, so I took her to the VIP room (cheap LD room), showed her the condom, and asked if I could put it to use in the Champagne Room (more expensive LD room). In the great Asian spirit of almighty dollar over morals, she nodded affirmatively. So I spent a good part of 15 minutes on that rainy, wet evening in a raincoat, in the Champagne Room, in Gina, who was bent over an ottoman. Yup. Another good night at the Lantern.

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