I make it down to the...

I make it down to the Miami/Ft Lauderdale area every now and then for business. On my most recent visit, I was out in Miramar, but this time I decided to make the drive to Tootsie's instead of finding a club near the hotel. Well worth the drive! Sitting at the rail at Tootsie's makes for a truly fun night without breaking the bank. Easy way to have fun is to turn a couple $20s into a fistful of singles, find and a seat, and tip tip tip. Couple bucks per girl and you'll get booty in your face and lots of motorboating sessions. As a white guy, I liked that even though there are lovely latinas, English is still the primary language in the club. That can be a big issue in Miami. This felt more like visiting a Tampa or New Orleans club, less hustle than other area clubs. I was mildly disappointed that tipping at the stage rarely led to private dances. One time I had a Russian girl approach me about private dances when I was sitting at the stage. I tried moving around the club, and not much luck. Maybe VIP is where the girls go for private dances. All in all a fun night, but this is a better "night with the boys" club than trying to get anything special.