I was walking around the Kearney...

I was walking around the Kearney St and Broadway area checking out various places. Stopped into the Hustler Club to check it out. I've never been in an actual Hustler club so I thought it would be a unique experience. Got to the door and noticed the dress code sign, I was wearing slacks and a polo shirt but also wearing jesus sandals, I don't think they noticed the sandles til I pointed them out but they said they would let it slide this time. I figured, hey its tuesday, who really cares right?

Anyways, $15 cover at the bottom of the stairs and I walk in, its a pretty decent size place for a club in San Fran and honestly its a tad crowded for a tuesday at 9:30pm. I snag a seat at the bar and take a look around, some pretty good looking women there tonight. Got the regular variety to keep everyone around. Larger breasted, at least 36D down to the smaller variety about A and a half, or I think Vickie's Secret calls them Almost B. The bar seats are not that great for a view of much, so I moved down to the outer rail, there were a few single chairs there. Between the outer rail and the bar are tables for 2-4, mostly 3-4 people at them, inside the rail and two steps down is more tables for 4 and then the rail seating at the stage. Like I said, a good amount of room for the place, there were probably at least 40 customers there.

I got offered some dances by the roving girls and had them explain some of the private dance bits to me. $20 for a dance at my table, not that i really had a table. All you seem to be able to do at the tables is sit there and maybe cop a little leg action, that didn't really do much for me. So I asked about other options and they told me the VIP room, which is behind the stage in a very much quieter and fairly dim location, not so dim that you can't make anything out, but just about right. Back there it was $60 for two songs worth, although I got mixed signals from different dancers. I think that the normal price for 2 dances is $80 and they were just running a special that night. They also have the occasional 3 for $100 special, which helps explain the pricing structure. Normally, 3 for $100 os a great deal, one more dance for an added $20. For me I stuck with the two dances for $60 price they had going on, and then doubled down after letting her convince me to go for the second pair of dances.