Mystique
Closed
355 West St, New York, NY 10014, USA*

The short summary for this place...

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Gperez
May 3, 2015, 12:00 AM
Dancers
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Value
Visited: Thursday Evening

The short summary for this place is: No.

It's a no on the cover, no on the layout of this place: curved couches along one wall, small stage on the other with a bar and doorway for the bathrooms in the back. From the moment I sat in this nearly empty, posh, attempting-to-be-upscale west side highway club, I knew I had made a mistake. I needed a bathroom break and I had 5 hours to kill so I figured I'd go on a city tour of some clubs. This was my first stop. I sat at the bar, paid $14 for my vodka, sprite and watched a half hearted attempt at a dance on stage by an over the hill latina. Two more latinas came out to join me at the bar. Zero enticing conversation and very little attempts at flirting. Once they started repeating the same one-liners about my level of attractiveness and what kind of car I drove, I knew it was time to get out of dodge.

Bottom line: no value, no diamonds in the rough, typical manhattan club. Why waste your time?

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