Wackos
3701 Emerson St Jacksonville, FL 32207

I think that this place is...

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rickdugan
Apr 5, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

I think that this place is really going down hill.

For some basics, I paid $5 to get in and $10 for each double Jack. Not so bad you would say, except the Jack comes from a bar gun and if that is Jack Daniels then I’m the Almighty. It tastes more like Evan Williams or Jim Beam. This is the second visit on which I complained about asking for Jack and getting this instead and they swear that it is Jack that they are dispensing, but it is not. Jack is the only thing that I drink, so I know it well. Some might not find this to be a big deal but if pissed me off a bit. Seriously now, with the markup they are already getting on liquor, why would they fuck around for a few more pennies? But anyway…

As I continued to choke down what they were passing off as Jack, I was hoping to make up for it on the talent front, but no go. There were a few hotties in the place, but also a lot of B grade talent as well as two veritable pigs. This was the worst night time line-up I have ever seen in this club and I drop into Wackos about once every few months. I should also mention that all but one of the 12 or so girls I saw was white. They turned the lighting on the main stage way down since my last visit and it is obvious why, lol.

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