Swung by Pandora's on a late...

Swung by Pandora's on a late Wednesday afternoon (~4ish) having not been here in a few weeks. Pretty much the same as always: several dancers who really should hang up their stilettos, a couple who are reasonably cute, and a few with varying mileage ranges. No one on dayshift will wow you these days; not sure where those dancers went, but I used to enjoy dances from truly gorgeous mid-mileage cuties like Dani or the like, and now it seems to be a couple of reasonably cute mid-20's women, and then a bunch of over-40's types.

It's a constant game of balancing looks versus mileage. For example, there was a blonde dancer working today who was a little older (astute club scholars know who I mean), but was obviously offering very very high mileage in the VIP. Still, even knowing that... I just couldn't pull the trigger and get dances from her. There were other dancers who just don't do it for me at all, like Dakota (I think?), or Jalene (who I'm sorry but is/was clearly on meth or something, she has the most sunken cheeks I've ever seen in person, dancer or otherwise), Bella, etc. It's not about them having value as people, but they don't have the skills/assets to still do this job. Or more accurately, I don't want to patronize a place where this is the bar that has been set. I'd rather pay a little more for a nicer environment and better set of dancers.

It is also frustrating that the environment is so crappy. Seriously, spend a few hundred bucks and put up at least a privacy curtain between the main room and laughably named "VIP" section. I was going to the bathroom post-dance and was easily able to see some extremely high mileage going on with one particular dancer. I'm cool with that, but if the roles were reversed- or if I wanted to relax without me or the dancer freaking out with worry about every customer, fellow dancer, or manager seeing them- I'd have been pretty uncomfortable while people walked by and pretended not to look. :)