If I can convince one person...

If I can convince one person to not go here, I will feel vindicated. I walked in and a clearly drug-addled 40 year-old greeted me. She explained that we would go back to a room for $150 and she'd give me a lap dance for 30 minutes. Toy shows, special shows, etc. were available for an extra fee. I wanted to compare this place to regular clubs, so I politely declined her offer and asked if other dancers were available. She went to a back room and supplied a pudgy Latina and a slightly overweight blonde.

I picked the blonde since she seemed to have a nice rack and didn't have too much cottage cheese. Unfortunately, I knew I made a mistake when she removed her bra and the goods hit the floor. I had no idea a 20 year-old could look like a Buick. She explained that the $150 fee covered a no-touch show only and that I'd have to pay more for anything else. Since they collect the $150 before taking you back to the room, I cut my losses and made her work for the full 30 minutes before leaving.

Please do not patronize this business. You will have a better time elsewhere, even if all you do is see naked ladies.