I can't remember the last time...

I can't remember the last time I went to a strip club on a Sunday. Maybe never? BUT, I needed some TLC after the Seahawks managed to turn a repeat Super Bowl win into an inexplicable loss. Based on previous experiences, I thought that maybe this would be the place to get a little cheer. Apparently I was not the only person who had the same idea, as the place was more crowded than I had anticipated. Pandora's is about par for the course for Seattle strip clubs. The interior is pretty drab. Two stages, the back stage and a main stage, which is only slightly larger, and they are right next to each other. Tables and chairs loosely arranged around the stages, and a not very private VIP area in the back. To get to the Men's Restroom you walk right by the VIP area and get a nice view of whatever is happening which is a little bit annoying when there are guys going in and out all the time. Admission is $10, and drinks are $5 for a single small, or $10 for a refillable pint sized glass. The latter is the best deal by far if you are planning to be there for awhile as the waitresses are pretty good about bringing you refills. This is Seattle. No booze. Do not try to smuggle it in either. The strip clubs are under a lot of scrutiny. so if they (the waitresses) smell it, they will let a manager know, and you will politely be asked to leave. It actually rarely happens because we have been conditioned into accepting the ban of alcohol.

Most of the clubs in WA. are corporate owned. Pandora's is one of about four that is not. Generally I have found that the girls who work here are friendlier than most when they get to know you and will spend some time chatting with you when there are not a lot of customers. Since many of the dancers have regular customers it may be hard to get their attention. If this is your first time or you don't go there frequently, you may want to take a seat in front of one of the stages, and throw a few $ out to a girl you'd like to meet. One word of caution. Do not try to stand or sit right in front of the stage. King County, of which Seattle is a part, has a 6' rule. You must be that far away from the stage, and managers have to race over to remind customers to get back from it. (Editorial Comment: Such a stupid rule. Depending on the girl, her familiarity with the customer, and the crowd, you can pretty much get anything you are willing to pay for in the VIP area, but at the stage, you must be 6' away, and every club I have ever been in strictly enforces that rule.)

That evening I got some dances from Dillion. I had not met her before, so after she walked by me about 20 times, I gave up and, the next time she was on stage, I plucked a few George's down. She came over, chatted for awhile, and dragged me off to the VIP area. She is Blonde, about 5' 7" (hard to tell with those platforms), slim and trim, probably early 30's, has nice legs, rock hard bolt ons, and is not shy. One of the best things about her is she is very straight forward with her pricing,$30 per dance, and you will leave happy. She also let me know that she usually works the day shift, and not the night shift, because she can have more fun. I am not one of her regulars, but I can understand why she is very popular.