MBOT, located in the skeezy Tenderloin...

MBOT, located in the skeezy Tenderloin district, is famous enough that most of the characteristics have already been described, so I'll just get down to business. I visited there several times during Fall 2014, always on weeknights before 9 PM due to the lower cover charge. There is a list posted in the lobby of which girls are working that night, but it's not very reliable. On these early weeknights, the girls outnumbered the customers 2:1, and I would get swarmed almost immediately upon walking in the door. Almost all the girls are wearing Fredericks lingerie and are heavily inked. There was zero warm-up from these girls -- it was immediately "lets do a lap dance", and in the lap dance room, "lets get a private room". And I mean immediately. As mentioned elsewhere, it was refreshing that any extras were straight-up discussed without any reading between the lines. However -- very pushy.

Naomi Jade, a cute short Asian girl with massive bolt-ons and fake blonde braids, was my favorite dancer by far. Phenomenal ass, very smooth skin, and almost convinced me that she was into it even though we all know better. She had really great moves and I'm headed back there as soon as I can just to repeat with her again.

Another Asian woman, who I didn't even bother to learn her name, was taller, skinnier, and may have turned out to late 30's / early 40's once you saw her in the light. This was the worst lap dance I've ever had. I couldn't even get it up. She looked great on stage, with a nice body and everything, but once she started dancing on me, I just wanted to get out of there. It was like a meth head chick trying to sit on Santa's leg but continually losing her balance and falling off. Not hot.