Son of a bitch! I...

Son of a bitch! I could kill the bastard, who lives in SD, that recommended Les Girls. Hands down, the worst club I have ever been to and I've been to quite a few. First off, our group of three paid our $10 cover and went in to what can only be described as a giant cave with a large elevated stage - looks like the place must have a community theatre at one point in it's life - and rows of uncomforable chairs. In back were some plusher (only by comparison) chairs with arms that I'm guessing were for the old PL's who frequent Les Girls to hand onto during dances so that the girls don't grind them down onto the floor. In the very back, were some small open booths for the Super Pervs to hang out in hoping that maybe some girl would come over and offer a dance.

We only stayed for about 10 minutes. Standard two song: one clothed, one nude. No alcohol because it's nude but they didn't even have a bar. Absolutely no girls were circulating period. I felt like all the old f*ing pervs in baseball caps who were hangling out. Just watch the show and wait for the next dancer. Hardly anyone was tipping. Wait a minute, hardly anyone was in the club. In between the two dances, some dude in glasses, probably the owner or manager, would make a big show of throwing a bill on stage and then walk away.

The girls were dreadful. 4 and 5's for the most part. We left to go next door to the Body Shop which was only slightly better.