"Teasers" is unfortunately and accurately named. It...

"Teasers" is unfortunately and accurately named.

It does a lot of teasing, and it delivers very little.

There are three levels of dancing: On ground and immediately behind the ropes (low cost, low yield); in big armchairs, next to the walk and immediately below glaring spotlights (medium cost, low yield); and upstairs behind beaded curtains (high cost, medium yield).

The music is mild; the girls are mild; and, the vibe overall is...well...mild.

While there are some virtues to the club, it is overall a very "mild" experience, and it is definitely possible to find better in the area.