Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge
Closed
1501 6th St Umatilla, OR 97882

I've driven past this place maybe...

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str8885
Jan 9, 2015, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I've driven past this place maybe 20 times, always wondering if it was worth a visit. My curiosity got the best of me last week and I stopped for a beer. Sat down at the "first bar" to get the lay of the land, maybe 5 other guys in there, kind of a creepy scene. Then this guy comes out through the curtained area to solicit some of us to come to the back as his buddy was having a bachelor party and the dancer wasn't going to give much of a party unless there was more money on the stage. Again, curiosity got the best of me and I went through the curtain... almost the same scene as the front bar, 5 or so guys in there with a stage and a heavily tattooed 30 something dancer. Definitely not appealing. Maybe that works in Umatilla but at the end of the day, this club was exactly what I thought it was, a low end dive in a dead end town. Good news? There's a door in that back room that gets you right out to the parking lot... thank god.

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I've driven past this place maybe...