Summary: This is a solid choice...

Summary: This is a solid choice for a topless/pasties club in Columbus. Dancer appearance, effort and variety are good. The facility is clean, sufficiently staffed and has a good, unique layout.

Details: There is one long central stage occupying the majority of the front half of the space. Next to the stage is the bar. If you're sitting beside the stage, you'll be very close to the bar. This can result in some dudes standing around behind you. Beyond the end of the stage is a seating area which is dark, but has comfortable leather seating. It's a spot where a lunch crowd would sit. At night, you *could* get a dance there, but why would you? The private booths are just steps away. The booths ... this is where the facility could use an upgrade. They're clean and not uncomfortable. They just don't give a feeling of luxury or sexiness some clubs pull off with lighting, curtains, music, etc.

The girls at Kahoots are pretty good. Some bolt on boobs, but mostly naturals. Out of maybe 15 girls on site, there were 2 black, 1 asian, 2 latina and 10 white. There was a variety of body types, but none were significantly overweight; some clubs tolerate the "fat chick" for the occasional guy who likes them I guess. This club doesn't seem to be catering to that demographic, thankfully. They ranged from about 5'2" to 5'9" and there were two that looked to be around 30 while the rest were younger. One latina - Linda - had unbelievable energy and a great smile. Unfortunately I didn't get a dance from her or even a chance to talk. She just kept catching my eye. I did 4 songs with a blond spinner "Liz" who moved decent, knew how to give a good dance, had beautiful eyes and when she looked at me - WOW - just gave me this lusty look that had me almost believing it.