Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge
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1501 6th St Umatilla, OR 97882

I revisited this club after my...

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wildbourbon
Dec 29, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I revisited this club after my first time here. I came on a Tuesday night due to the 2 for 1 VIP special and had hoped to spend at least $200 on private dances (before tips), but only spent 1/2 that. There is an absolutely fantastic acrobatic dancer who must be seen to believe on stage, but after buying dances from her on my first visit and again on this visit, I don't feel the need to patronize her again. She finishes her stage show, then goes and sits at the bar by herself...I haven't seen her approach patrons on the floor for private dances.

Her private dances were too hard and she didn't smell fresh, which turns me off. I could definitely tell she only enjoyed doing the stage shows and couldn't get into the VIP dances. I couldn't help but wonder if she had issues with men, as it seemed to come through in the private dances more than any dancer I've experienced to this point. Still, her stage shows alone make the trip to this club worthwhile.

That being said, I did have fun with a 19 year-old brunette. She gave very sensual dances and engaged in fun conversation. She really was too young for me, but her youthful vigor made getting several dances very enjoyable as she talked about attending raves, etc. The VIP bouncer's watchful eye ensured a tame dance, though. I'm not sure if this is an Oregon law, but I asked the dancer why she didn't work the floor and she explained that only 21 and over dancers could approach patrons for VIP. Otherwise, the U21 girls had to stand on a small platform in front of the DJ and wait for us to go to them and converse.

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