I went to the Millstream Inn...

I went to the Millstream Inn on a Saturday afternoon. The club is in a little wooded valley with a stream on Dogwood Road. There was no cover charge. As mentioned before the Millstream Inn is pretty laidback and can be described as a restaurant with strippers. I ordered lunch here, and it was the best meal I’ve ever had in a strip club. The menu is several pages and there is a dedicated kitchen at all hours. Beers were two-for-one all afternoon. The club is fairly large with a lot of bar seating along a curved bar and plenty of tables, despite there being no more than twenty patrons on a weekend afternoon. Most patrons seemed to be regulars. Dancers went on stage for three songs, and they were topless by the third song. The main stage is surrounded by poles, resembling a giant bird cage. There is also a secondary stage, but it was not in use during my visit. No customers bothered to tip at the stage. Dancers would come around after their stage set and ask every customer for a tip for their stage show. It was annoying having to constantly dig out money, but the ugly dancers didn’t complain when I only gave them a single Washington.

There were about ten dancers working around 3pm. The dancers were skewed more toward the older end of the spectrum (30’s). A couple of the dancers had too much cellulite to still be dancing. Most were white, but there were two African-Americans in the line-up as well. I only found one of the ten or so dancers on afternoon shift attractive enough to pursue for lap dances. I went to the community lap dance area where lap dances were $30 each, but there was a special that afternoon for two-for-one lap dances. The dancer I chose allowed two-way contact and she ground her ass into me well. For $15 each the dances were a good deal, but I do not know if I would have been crazy about paying $30 each for them. There was also an option to get dances in curtained off cabanas. I asked the dancer I was with what more I could expect in a cabana versus the lap dances in the more public area. She said guys were allowed two-way touching in the cabanas, whereas in the community area touching was not allowed. She said she was not supposed to let me touch her during our dances before, but since we were the only ones in the community room and she liked me, she didn’t tell me to stop. The bartenders here are insanely hot and friendly. My eyes were undressing Alyssa all afternoon.

I would give the Millstream Inn another visit if I was in the area. While the dancer line-up could use some improvement, the food was excellent and the bartenders were gorgeous. The club seems to put together themed nights and events every so often. They also post a dancer schedule on their website for the upcoming week, which is nice if there is a particular dancer you want to drop in on.