One more stop on my quest...

One more stop on my quest to sample every club in Columbus at least once. In this case, once was sufficient. This is not a smack on Sirens, it's a nice club, just not to my taste on that evening.

Firs time I ran across a $5 mandatory coat check, next time it stays in the car. As soon as I walked in, the ladies were coming off stage from the "roundup" and every male in the place got hit at least once. I noticed the younger guys were getting the 8's and 9's, while the middle aged and old farts got the leavings. I passed on 3 or 4 to big for my preference and once again reflected on the stripper mindset. Most go for the younger guys, especially the ones who know how to dress and look prosperous. Try the observation game and see how many dances come from this group in an hour.

I tend to dress casual and sometimes even push the working man (no offense) look by wearing boots and a well known brand work jacket. It takes an unusually observant and smart dancer to spot the quality over the look. After all, it is statistically more likely an older guy will have ready cash than a young buck.

I got one chick who leaned over and gave me a breathy promise of "whatever I wanted" in the VIP but I have heard that a thousand times before and it paid off maybe four or five times. So I continue to wait and see who drops by when I make eye contact (I think) with a dancer on stage. She has the "look" and I am mesmermized. I keep thinking she is looking at me a good deal of the dance but chalk it up to little head bs. Amazingly, after the dance she makes a beeline for me and we connect just enough for me to know this is the one. We talk, I get enough suggestive looks, leg strokes and innuendo to think there might be a prize in this box.