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I went to the club at about 6 PM, while the free buffet was still offered. No cover charge; for the price of one drink you get to have a decent meal and watch topless girls dance. Pretty good deal.

I was initially disappointed in the quality of the dancers. They were all older, somewhat overweight Hispanics. Gradually that began to change. Finally a pretty blonde came by, sat down for a chat, and I was entranced. She was bright, charming, and wonderful at making men feel good about themselves with no apparent artifice. A very talented lady.

After a while she suggested we adjourn to another private room for a dance or two. No extra charge for the room - why not do it? It turns out the lady's talents were even greater than had been apparent when we had been sitting and chatting. Four dances, of increasing intensity, and a very, very happy ending - all without me having to request anything special. She simply took matters in her own hands, and the result was very satisfying. At the end, she did ask for a tip, which I was more than happy to give her. Excellent service always deserves a reward.