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15826 SE Division St Portland, OR 97236

I've been to the Spearmint Rhino...

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doryman
Dec 5, 2014, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I've been to the Spearmint Rhino in Las Vegas. This place is not that. First, it's a long, long way off the 405. For that kind of drive, I want to see Jessica Alba dancing naked. Second, it's small and definitely NOT glamorous, in fact it's kind of depressing. I stopped in on a Thursday late afternoon to kill some time and to check it out. As near as I could tell there was only one dancer there (a 4 or a 5) and maybe three or four patrons. I stayed for a beer, but it was just too quiet and strange to hang around for much longer. Maybe this place picks up in the evening or on the weekends, but Club 405 is a much better bet for a happy hour drink and to see some pretty girls dancing.

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